How to Have a Trendy Site

Everyone wants to have a popular site, with tons of hits right? And everyone knows that the latest trends are the perfect way to increase popularity and visitors, right? So, I created this handy dandy list for you to create the perfect trendy and popular site. Remember, these rules are not to be broken unless a new, better trend comes along.

Have layouts slathered with the latest celebrities.
Join fanlistings religiously.
Make sure your radio.blog is accesible from every page.
Don't let your columns be too fat. Thin is in.
Layer as many web bands as possible, even if you don't support the cause, it looks really cool.
Link to your myspace account, but make sure it's private, and friend's only.
Striped backgrounds are the only type of backgrounds. Make sure it's fixed. Only loser's backgrounds scroll.
Be sure and blog once a day. Twice if possible. Three times and you're ultra cool.
Have a disclaimer stating you'll kill if things are stolen. The threat of violence will maintain your "copyright."
Join some kind of link exchange, like Exentrique.
Cam yourself in scantily clad clothes, but exlaim "No Nudies!"
Cam your cat.
Cam your dog.
Ah fuck have a dinner cam.
Have no original content. Don't write anything.
"Write" tutorials on things you have never done before by copying another sites and changing a few words around.
Have a tagboard.
Threaten to close your site when you don't recieve any comments on your blog.
Have 100 different things to read, especially forwards, and "Things to Do in..." whatever.
Have a website name with the word pink, glitter, or sparkles. How about Pink Glitter Sparkles? Sparkle Pink Glitters?
Post pictures up of yourself and call yourself ugly, even if you're not. You'll get more comments
Have lots of plus signs in your title bar. Bonus points if you can get your title centered using this technique.
Claim your site is original over and over again, even though all of your content is from every other personal site, and your photographs are copyrighted, and not to you.
Make sure to have a hyphen in your domain name. It is the most overlooked and under used of all symbols.
Don't ever just sign your name at the end of a blog. Use an image with your name in it.
Your columns still aren't thin enough. Thinner. A website's diet is 400 calories, not mega calories.
Make sure your site only works in one browser. Tough luck for people with different browser. The world revolves around you, and they must cater!
Images must be big. Use up all of the 1243x900 moniter.
Your columns must still be thin though.
Mention at least once that music = life.

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Stephanie

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